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[*] posted on 11/14/2008 at 03:21 PM Reply With Quote
crack in my windshield (warrning not for the faint at heart)


I'm driving along on the highway

at 65 miles an hour

(the speed limit), minding my own business,

when outta nowhere there's

this big crack in my windshield!


I swerved right,
and then left,
but it was still right there!

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[*] posted on 11/14/2008 at 05:53 PM Reply With Quote

:D:bouncing:

LMAO! omg! XD




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[*] posted on 11/14/2008 at 07:36 PM Reply With Quote

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA....WHAT HIGHWAY IS THIS..?????
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[*] posted on 11/14/2008 at 07:55 PM Reply With Quote

omg, is that for REAL?!



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[*] posted on 11/15/2008 at 04:10 AM Reply With Quote

wow....thanks for that. :o



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[*] posted on 11/15/2008 at 11:19 AM Reply With Quote

:o

I was going to say I'm laughing my butt off, but in this case, I won't.

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Holy crackerjack, Batman!
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[*] posted on 11/16/2008 at 12:51 AM Reply With Quote

Ooh! I shouldn't have looked at this post before I go to bed! Don't need that visual. :)
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that is not a good thing
turned me white with fear

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LOL



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[*] posted on 11/16/2008 at 03:57 PM Reply With Quote

That's just NASTY!!!
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[*] posted on 11/16/2008 at 08:33 PM Reply With Quote

wow. I suppose cracking some jokes about crack right now would be overkill...



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[*] posted on 11/17/2008 at 11:38 AM Reply With Quote

LMFAO!!!!! I am going to die from LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!!!!!! Did she not feel the air all up there? lmao... Great pic. ;) :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
It looks like she's missing something called underwear. lol. =]

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
This was so freaking funny!!!!!


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It looks like she's missing something called underwear. lol.=]


Girl that was the first thing I thought when I saw this. lmao




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[*] posted on 11/17/2008 at 03:01 PM Reply With Quote

Maybe she's wearing a thong . . .
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i dont see no thong outlines - i dont think she's got one on! X___X

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA....WHAT HIGHWAY IS THIS..?????




ahh,,Hershey I think, lol. Now that's a crack that could really kill :lol:




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i dont see no thong outlines - i dont think she's got one on! X___X

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I think she had one on, but, not to be rude, I think here butt ate it.

and that's whay I think thongs should be outlawed. no matter what size or shape you are, thongs are evil




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and that's whay I think thongs should be outlawed. no matter what size or shape you are, thongs are evil




xD Nice one!


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